Do not know since when, for foreigners HSK hot posts on the Internet has become the birthplace of the object of gossip friends are happy. Not hearing the audio one so-called fly, "Ji lonely season, set the chicken, the chicken is chicken spine. Spine chicken hungry grumble, and Kei Ji Ji Ji quarter chicken. Chicken not only economic, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji, acute Card chicken, chicken emergency, following a few rubbish, Ji Ji urgent ... "to see the real HSK entitled sawed it.
Ji lonely season, set the chicken, chicken chicken that spine ... ...
Wide variety of questions the absolute pits foreigners Chinese Grading father ah, microblogging is everyone on this reprint the hearing on the very tricky questions. After listening, many people will feel sorry for the language teacher from small to big ah. This is the legend of the "chicken season hit record Ji ': Ji lonely season, set the chicken, the chicken is chicken spine. Spine chicken hungry grumble, and Kei Ji Ji Ji quarter chicken. Chicken not only economic, Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji Ji, emergency card chicken ... (Translation: Ji lonely season, Romania set to raise some chickens, the kind from the thorns of the pheasant. Pheasant hungry called quack, quarter Take bamboo Kei Ji millet to feed them in the chicken fed, skip the book drop on quarter Ji Ji Ji Pazang busy to catch the chicken ...). Throughout there is only one pronunciation of the Chinese classics, take for the Chinese listening test, it is too hard, and will be any death. Have to say that Chinese is really gorgeous, "abnormal" to describe only a pronunciation thing, in addition to Chinese, for fear that no other language can do. No wonder some users lamented, "So I can make life difficult for Chinese six hearing ah!" "I'm sorry language teachers, I suspect I am not Chinese ..."
In fact, according to research users, the audio of the hearing, but was 46 English exam abused children's shoes, a product used to vent!
Ah, really fake? Really ... ...
Chinese exam questions such as these very popular Oh, and illustrated the post, a group of foreigners is doing painfully papers. "Foreigners are in the Chinese language test exam. See their facial expressions, than the Chinese kids to CET to be more painful." Is said to have such a hearing entitled: Your teeth really nice! Oh, that is false. Ah, really fake? Really. I ask you: is true or false teeth?
Many users see very happy, "in the end is true or false, ah, ha ha, foreign friends suffer it!" "When they and I can not make the same kind of tick problems, support head, play pen, scribbles, Tuosai ... ... "friends Soho Romance said:" The thought of a roommate once said that after the foreign language teacher to do, let foreigners dictate Jay Chou's song! "" If the Department of Cantonese, and then suffering a hundred times! "There are more inhuman friends ah, "classical too simple, all answer with a brush, which is cheap for them, anxious to provoke a person to give him a knife a door shell, carved Oracle! hearing the whole song with Jay Chou, the" nunchaku "listen to two times, "Chrysanthemum Flower Bed" can only listen to it again; oral exam to sing opera on the experiment to test rice dumplings! "
In fact, with our language very similar to the test
In fact, non-native Chinese speakers to test the level of the Chinese set up a national standardized test - Chinese Proficiency Test (HSK), so do not fly no friends. HSK Basic Exam is divided into listening comprehension, grammar and reading comprehension of three parts, like with our language examinations. In accordance with the final score is divided into three grades. C-level "Chinese Proficiency Certificate" has the basic (low) ability to understand simple sentences to express simple meaning, can be everyday life, learning the language of the initial communication. Class B is a base (in) Chinese ability to meet basic daily life, a range of social communication and a certain degree of learning needs. Class A has a base (high) ability in Chinese, is into the Chinese institutions of higher learning in science, engineering, agriculture, Western undergraduate learning Chinese language ability of the minimum standards.
Browse questions can be found, mainly considering numerals, quantifiers, pronouns, etc., and sentence sentence to grasp the situation, as well as text comprehension. In the reading comprehension section will be related to Chinese literature such as "disregard the changing circumstances," Fortress Besieged "name comes from what" like multiple choice, short life story is also a small class of rather obscure twists and turns, "This world was too busy to worry about, but also bored people worry about; was thin to worry about, it was too fat to worry about. workers Pen was shouting into the 'chubby', became her long struggle to lose weight objectives ... "In order for Pen to lose weight, she thought her boyfriend a "loss" approach, finally Pen lost ... ... these reflect real life, some small essays do not know will not let foreigners who "see things" mean? Zhang Nan
We take a look it authentic HSK exam
(Excerpt from 2005 HSK Intermediate Paper)
Reading Comprehension
A good many years, my mother always light, I do not quite understand at first, then big, to know which was going on. Mother's heart is not good, not excited, so she put all look very pale. I remember the countryside that day, the mother is wearing reading glasses in the warm autumn sun in the quilt. I told her I have to leave, the mother said: "I know." Then that is very decisively turned away. Vine covered her body, I only saw a faint silhouette. Mother's indifference to my state of mind at the time realized that it is difficult to. Child, mother, one can not see me on the streets shouting, crying should not go out into the well to see. I feel restless far the exercise of his mother, accompanied by panic thoughts silently stagnation in her heart. Mother finally bought a train ticket all the way to see me run. She still did not say a word, just quietly cry. 1985 I went to America to study for my mother, I pack a ton dumplings hour favorite shepherd's purse, then stood at the window, silently to see me off. Ph.D., I first told her mother, the mother on the phone crying, to say a word.
1, the authors believe that the mother had previously been to her:
A. dissatisfaction B. no enthusiasm for D. C. very concerned about the very ease
2, the author was later learned that her mother told her to take the kind of attitude is mainly because:
A. B. emotional C. poor health experience the special character of loneliness D.
3, the mother "to look at the well", indicating the mother:
A. excited B. sad C. angry
D. worried
4, the author wrote this essay is to illustrate the main his mother is a:
B. A. excitable person who bad temper
D. C. deep feelings of people who hard hard
Second, this world was too busy to worry about, it was also bored to worry about; was thin to worry about, it was too fat to worry about. Pen was shouting into a "chubby", became her long-term weight loss goal. She practiced aerobics, but is proportional to the amount of exercise and appetite, making her eat more fat. Her non fat, eggs entrance, but her exceptionally strong digestive function, drinking water is also flesh. Weight loss prescription for her everywhere, drinking tea to lose weight too, participated in the acupuncture to lose weight, but this all does not work for her. Hopefully not long ago she participated in the "Qigong weight loss" in the ranks, but Pen practicing for three days, taking out at night on a small calf muscle, the pits she Lianhan "Ouch." She quickly enhance nutrition, never dip the mouth of the ribs with soup to eat up. She is still chubby, all day to worry about, or even worried too fat even the boyfriend will not love her. The day she called about her boyfriend to the park, the phone came from his colleague's voice: "Oh, you Pen ah, Liu rest today, I heard him and knew his girlfriend went to the movies ... "
Pen a, almost collapsed in the phone booth. Next, she could not eat for several days, sleep, lean down all sorts. Fifth day, Liu came to the Pen bed, send a bouquet of flowers, kissed her, quietly told her: "romance lose weight" is the best way to lose weight ... ...
1, the author is concerned with what kind of tone of this story?
A. excited B. C. serious disappointment D. easy
2, Pen got off the phone, I felt that day:
A. Very happy B. C. very strange very painful
D. Nothing
3, Pen because of what slim down?
A. worried that slimming tea drink lovelorn B. C. D. qigong practice aerobics
4, Pen Why worry?
A. B. looks too fat too busy digesting D. C. not bad boyfriend
Integrated fill in the blank
Dear:
I finally _ set to write to you, and this seems more than to see you or hear you at home, relax, and _ to a single number. I feel like I can not afford too much, and sometimes eager to bear a number. Alas! I am _ the shield.
I do not know how this is going on, but I do not know my life _ to _ what happened. Since the cherry blossom time in that, in the patch of green grass, the first time I saw you live once and in the past not the same. I do not know, but there is a desire to be clear that I want you to know me, know me. This is what I _ a wish. Zhang Nan
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